Category Archives: Episodes

Some like it hard and fast. Some like it slow and driving. And some even like it with black and what makeup and enormous hair. However you like it, there’s a fine line between sex and rock, which is why today we’re doing rockstars! For this banger of an ep, we read “Reckless Ambition: IssueContinue reading “88. Rockstars!”

Not only are flowers terribly romantic, but they can predict love using the ancient and forbidden magics of “They Love Me, They Love me Not.” And that’s precisely why today we’re doing gardeners! For this fragrant episode we read “Night Gardening” by E. L. Swann and “The Midnight Gardener: A YA Urban Fantasy Gay RomanceContinue reading “87. Gardeners!”

Is going out on all those dates just too much traveling? Are you looking for love but can’t be bothered to leave the house? Well then we have the answer for you! Roommates! For today’s episode we read “Loathe Thy Neighbor (Roommate Romps)” by Teagan Hunter and “Heartsong (Vino and Veritas)” by A.E. Wasp.Our hosts,Continue reading “86. Roommates!”

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned…or I’m definitely about to! If power dynamics, religious iconography, and being are your knees do it for you, then you are truly blessed because today we’re doing priests! For this holy episode we read “Mafia Priest: An Instalove Age-Gap Romance (Mafia Princesses Book 1)” by Portia Lux, andContinue reading “85. Priests!”

Is your love full-bodied and earthy? Is it bright and fruity? Does it have a good mouth feel? Whatever your love, there’s a silly wine analogy for it, which is why today we’re doing Vintners (winemakers)! We searched the rich soil of romance to bring to you “Nicholas (The Lords of Satyr Book 1)” byContinue reading “84. Vintners!”

Dear listener, do you like when things get steamy? Do you like knowing about how things are coupled? Do you like buying tickets? Ok… maybe not that last one. But we hope you like it at least a little because today we’re doing trains! For this steam-powered episode, we read “Field Notes on Love” byContinue reading “83. Trains!”

Whether it’s getting trapped in a tower, sleeping in a glass box, or dissolving into foam, we do all kinds of crazy stuff for love. And we’re all for it, which is why today we’re doing Princess! For this royal episode, we read “The Fate of Crowns (The Fate of Crowns Trilogy Book 1)” byContinue reading “82. Princesses!”

There’s something that lurks in the deepest depths of the oceans. Something that devours everything it touches. The most fearsome of all monsters…ROMANCE!!! (Also tentacle porn). Grab some protection (wet suits) and lube up (apparently they make lube for wet suits), because today we’re doing Sea Monsters! For this slithery episode, we read “Swearing atContinue reading “81. Sea Monsters!”

Do you puck on the first date? Are you in need of a good pucking? Third puck pun? Because we have the answer for you! Hockey Players! Today, we strap on our skates and read “Offside with #55 (Hockey Hotties Book 6)” by Piper Rayne, and “Enforcing Emory” by Mickie B. Ashling. For this teeth-shatteringlyContinue reading “80. Hockey Players!”

Everyone has their favorite part of Thanksgiving: the food, seeing family, the food, football, the food. Ours is finally confessing our undying love for our childhood besties, which is exactly why today we’re doing Thanksgiving! For this autumnal episode, we read “Pumpkin Everything: Now a Hallmark Channel Original Movie! (Autumnboro Sweet Romance Book 1)” byContinue reading “79. Thanksgiving!”