What do you look for in a romantic partner? Is it wisdom? A little danger? Financial security? Scales? If you answered ‘yes’ to these questions, then this episode is for you because today we’re doing dragons! For this flaming hot episode, we read “Captured by the Dragons: Paranormal Mating Reverse Harem Romance” by Lilly Wilder and “Clutch (Forbidden Desires Book 1)” by Piper Scott and Virginia Kelly. Today our harem of hosts discuss the importance of formatting telepathy, how Ebola makes a great cover story, and that our hosts have the worst case of the egg-crazies!
As technology advances, it brings up so many very important questions. Is there a Turing test for the heart? Do androids dream of electric sheets? We endeavor to find out because today we’re doing robits!! For this Asimovian episode, we read “The A.I. Who Loved Me” by Alyssa Cole and “Love Machine: An Erotic Robot Romance (The Body Electric Book 1)” by Electra Shepherd. Our definitely human and not replicant hosts discuss very helpful dishwashers, hydraulic cocks, and when things get too heavy for erotica.
They say to never make a deal with a devil….unless it’s a sexy deal. We here at FMKlit love a bad boy, which is why today we’re doing demons! This ain’t your mama’s exorcism. Today we read “Azagoth: A Demonica Underworld Novella (1001 Dark Nights Book 1)” by Larissa Ione and “Damned if You Do” by Marie Sexton. On this fiendishly sexy episode, our hosts discuss tonguing snake holes, spanking angels, and tinker with the idea of a second podcast. Thoughts?
Hail, good sir knight! By my troth, thou hast set my nethers aquiver most handily! Let us partake in the horizontal joust!
This is a quote from our favorite Shakespeare sonnet, which is all too fitting because today we’re doing Ren Faire! So grab your doublets and lead-based makeup and join us as we read “Well Met” by Jen DeLuca, and “Knight of Pleasure (Smuggler’s Cove)” by Simone Anderson. Today our humanist hosts discuss guys in eyeliner, how to spot a sex cult, and the kinkiest new sex position – missionary!
It gets lonely out here on the ranch, so we’re ready to rustle up some love! That’s why today we’re doing cowpeople!…Cowfolk?…Cowpersons? Cowpokes! For this heart-wrangling episode, we read “Crazy for the Cowboy” by Cindy Spencer Pape and “Braggin Rights” by Kenna White. Our rugged hosts discuss the discombobulating power of hats, the ins and outs of easements, and we have such a long intro!! Sorry! (Unless you like it, then you’re welcome).
Nothing’s sexier than a little danger. Except maybe danger coupled with some fantastic organizational skills, which is why today we’re doing Mobsters! For this criminally sexy episode, we read “Bedding the Enemy” by LaQuette and “Steel Hearts (Brothers in Blue Book 1)” by Jason Collins. Our felonious hosts discuss the most complicated route to get in someone’s pants, that there needs to be more face sitting, and that Claire knows an awful lot about the mafia…
You, dear listeners, are royalty to us and should be wooed accordingly. Which is why today we’re doing princes! Specifically, modern princes with commoners (we love a specific theme). For this episode we read “His Most Convenient Bride (Princely Passions)” by Holly Rayner and “The Royal Report” by Claire Castle. Our imperial hosts discuss baking hours, the fact that there actually is such a thing as too many sandwiches, and Neil goes on another grammar rant. She’s a grammar queen, apparently.
What’s better than finding the love of your life? Finding both the loves of your life! Which is why today we’re doing polyamory! For this extra love-filled episode, we read “Heart and Hand: (Gold Sky Book 1)” by Rebel Carter, and “She Whom I Love (Treading the Boards Book 2)” by Tess Bowery. Our hosts discuss arguments about wet clothes, what it means to be the Meg of the relationship, and how easily bananas can break the fantasy of the narrative.
We here at FMKlit think that a good book is worth more than its weight in gold. And while we don’t always read good books, this episode’s books have plenty of gold because today we’re doing Treasure Hunters! For this expedition of an episode, we read “Unexpected Treasure: The Treasure Hunters Series Book I” by Aidan Willows and Grace Risata, and “Treasure of Love (Love Series Book 2)” by Scotty Cade. Today our hosts discuss alien dicks; the do’s and don’ts of underwear shopping; and the most important quality a person can possibly have: a competent pussy.
Pour yourself some fine brandy, climb into those silky sheets, and crank up the gramophone, because today, our most esteemed listeners, we’re doing classics! For this very fancy episode, we read “Persuasion” by Jane Austen, and “Maurice” by E. M. Forster. Our learned hosts discuss some of the most esoteric of subjects: where one can find the reset button on the human body, a strong contender for the “Worst Ex in Literature” Award, and whatever the fuck a pump room is.