52. Claire and Neil!

A wise drag queen once said: “If you can’t love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?” And we here at FMKlit think it’s always a good idea to just pour a glass of wine, light some candles, and love yourself all night long. To celebrate that, we’re loving our hosts because our theme is Neil and Claire! Today we read “Lady Claire is All That (Keeping Up with the Cavandishes Book 3)” by Maya Rodale, and “The Foxhole Court (All For the Game Book 1)” by Nora Sakavic. On this autosexual episode, our hosts discuss himbos, the dangers of cracker dust, and spend a shocking amount of time talking about balls.


Lady Claire is All That (Keeping Up with the Cavandishes Book 3) by Maya Rodale

Claire:

Marry

Neil:

Heavy Petting on Second Base


The Foxhole Court (All For the Game Book 1) by Nora Sakavic

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Kill

51. Silver Foxes!

Whenever I get asked, I tell everyone that I like my men like I like my whiskey: mature. And today won’t disappoint because we’re doing silver foxes! For this well-aged episode we read “Choose Me (Silver Fox Romance Book 1)” by Natasha Moore, and “Second Chance” by Jay Northcote. Today our seasoned hosts discuss: the joys of a one-bedroom walkup; some more moving the bathtub moments (forevermore known as ‘bathtubbing’); as well as do a dramatic reading of a passage from one of our books.


Choose Me (Silver Fox Romance Book 1) by Natasha Moore

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Kill


Second Chance by Jay Northcote

Claire:

Fuck

Neil:

Fuck

50. Librarians!

I hope you’re not a screamer, because the love we’re talking about today is quiet and literary. That’s right, we’re doing librarians! And it’s our 3-year anniversary! To celebrate the leather anniversary, we read “Good Girls Do” by Cathie Linz and “By the Book” by Scarlett Parrish. For this romantic traipse through the Dewey Decimal System, our hosts discuss wiener races, having a dick in your butt, and look back on the year the best way they know how: by fucking, marrying, and killing some folk.


Good Girls Do by Cathie Linz


By the Book by Scarlett Parrish


49. Hate to Love!

The burning passion in his eyes. The snide comments. The smouldering looks. It can only mean one thing: he hates you. Or it could mean that he loves you. So, two things, I guess. It could mean two things. We’re figuring out adult, human emotions because today we’re doing Hate to Love! On this passion-fulled episode, we read “The Hating Game: A Novel” by Sally Thorne and “Conventionally Yours (True Colors Book 1)” by Annabeth Albert. Today our hatefully loving hosts discuss: how romantic conventions can be, the unsung heroes of the HR department, and how this trope can go so very wrong so very quickly.

The Hating Game: A Novel by Sally Thorne

Neil:

Kill


Conventionally Yours (True Colors Book 1) by Annabeth Albert

Claire:

Marry

Neil:

Marry

Quickie#12: Tingle Your Own Adventure

Some choices have been made lately that really should be relegated to a different timeline. Good thing we have Chuck Tingle to help remind us that love conquers all (and maybe to teach us how to fix our timeline). For this quickie, we read “Escape From The Billings Mall: A Select Your Own Timeline Adventure” by Chuck Tingle. Can our hosts make the right choices to escape from the Billings Mall? And can we maybe get that beefy unicorn’s number? Listen and find out!



48. Astronomers!

Is that a high-powered telescope in your pocket are you are just happy to…wait, how the hell did you fit a high-powered telescope in your pocket?! That’s right, dear listeners, our love is taking you to the stars because today we’re doing astronomers! On this celestial episode, we read “Cosmic Rendezvous (Kimani Romance Book 133)” by Robyn Amos, and “The Lady’s Guide to Celestial Mechanics: Feminine Pursuits” by Olivia Waite. For this cosmic voyage, our hosts discuss hair shenanigans, the finer points of needlepoint, and make believe cowboy sex.

Cosmic Rendezvous (Kimani Romance Book 133) by Robyn Amos

Neil:

Kill


The Lady’s Guide to Celestial Mechanics: Feminine Pursuits by Olivia Waite

Claire:

Fuck

Neil:

Fuck

NaNoWriMo 2020: Part 4!

Well, November has ended, which means that so has NaNoWriMo 2020. Did our hosts reach their 50K word goal? Did they finish their novels? Have they been published already? Are they already best sellers? Why haven’t you read their best-selling books?! We answer these questions and more as our hosts reflect back on the month and their NaNoWriMo experience.

If you’re interested in donating to NaNoWriMo or trying your hand at writing a novel (it’s not too late!) then check out their website: https://nanowrimo.org/


Exclusive Excerpt

Patrick turned around and bent over slightly to grab his phone, exposing his shapely ass, orange in the candlelight. Cary was mesmerized by the slight movement of muscle as Patrick bent over. Before he could think, his body had spurred itself into action. He let himself drop to his knees (cringing internally at how his knees protested), and reached up to grab Patrick’s round cheeks and gently spread them. Normally he’d have taken the time to flirt and tease, but he couldn’t stand to wait. Patrick’s hole, pink and lightly dusted with hair, was impossible to withstand. So Cary dove, tongue-first, lapping between Patrick’s cheeks. Again, Cary was met with the faint smell of lavender and could’ve spent all night in the garden. Patrick had stiffened with surprise, but quickly recovered and pushed himself back against Cary’s face. Cary pressed against Patrick’s hole with his tongue, coaxing it to let him in. In an instant Patrick relaxed, and Cary’s tongue was surrounded by a tight warmth. He was drunk on the smell of lavender and clean skin, and the sound of Patrick’s pants and groans seemed to harmonize with the drumming of the rain above.

Finally, in deference to his protesting knees, Cary pushed Patrick forward slightly so that he tumbled onto the bed. He shifted into a squat and was able to get a better angle as he drove his tongue in and out of Patrick’s hole. Patrick reached back to spread his own cheeks as he titled his hips up slightly, letting Cary lick even deeper. Cary found a rhythm bouncing his head up and down on Patrick’s ass and would stop every now and again the shove his tongue in deep and swirl it around, eliciting moans and curses from Patrick. Cary reached up under Patrick as he lifted his hips so that he could slide Patrick’s cock to hang down over the edge of the bed. As Cary plumbed Patrick’s hole, now slick with saliva, he began gently teasing Patrick’s cock, rubbing the base of his thumb around and under the head. Patrick moaned and even whined slightly as Cary teased his cock, never lingering in one spot for too long.



NaNoWriMo 2020: Part 3!

November is almost over, which means that our hosts are in the final stretch of trying to write their romance novels. Has anyone fallen in love yet? Have there been throbbing members and budding nipples? Claire and Neil share how the processes is going for them, share some of their novels, and answer Christine’s probing questions.

If you’re interested in donating to NaNoWriMo or trying your hand at writing a novel (it’s not too late!) then check out their website: https://nanowrimo.org/


NaNoWriMo 2020: Part 2!

It’s NaNoWriMo and our authors/hosts have made it half way! Today we check in to ask the pressing questions: How’s it going? Is it still going? Have our hosts written more? Or have they collapsed into piles of self-pity and tears? Only one way to find out! Our hosts share how they’ve been doing so far as well as answer another round of probing questions by Christine.

If you’re interested in donating to NaNoWriMo or trying your hand at writing a novel (it’s not too late!) then check out their website: https://nanowrimo.org/