143. Personal Assistants!

It’s our 8 year anniversary and we have quite the treat for you, dear listener! We’re putting the ‘dick’ in ‘dictation’ and the ‘ass’ in ‘assistant’ because today we’re doing Personal Assistants! On this not safe for work episode, we read “Lead: A Stage Dive Novel (Stage Dive Series Book 3)” by Kylie Scott and “Calendar Girl” by Georgia Beers. Our hr nightmare hosts discuss mystery children, ropy men, and the sapphic nature of photography.

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Lead: A Stage Dive Novel (Stage Dive Series Book 3) by Kylie Scott

Claire:

Kill

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Kill

Calendar Girl by Georgia Beers

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Kill

142. Manga!

When it comes to love, sometimes words just aren’t enough. And that’s why today we’re doing Manga!! For this artistic episode we read “Insomniacs After School, Vol. 1” by Makoto Ojiro and “Futari Escape Vol. 1” by Shouichi Taguchi. Our hosts discuss chocolate fountains, high school drama, and being outranked by a cat.

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Insomniacs After School, Vol. 1 by Makoto Ojiro

Claire:

Marry

Neil:

Fuck

Futari Escape Vol. 1 by Shouichi Taguchi

Claire:

Marry

Neil:

Marry

Heated Rivalry!

Being as timely as always, FMKlit is reviewing the first episode of “Heated Rivalry”! Do the pretty hockey boys heat it up for us on the ice? Do our predictions for what’s going to happen come true? Are we gonna binge the rest of the season as soon as we’re done recording?

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141. Antique Stores!

At FMKlit, we believe that love is both timeless, and can have a price tag put on it, which is why today we’re doing Antique Shops! For this irreplaceable episode we read “Penny’s Antique Shop of Memories and Treasures: A feelgood, heartwarming romance for lovers of happy endings” by Helena Fairfax, and “The Beautiful Things Shoppe: A Quirky Small-Town Enemies to Lovers Gay Romance (Seasons of New Hope Book 2)” by Philip William Stover. Our priceless hosts discuss how to NOT introduce a love interest, an angry Lizard, and share very strong feelings about Crocs.

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Penny’s Antique Shop of Memories and Treasures: A feelgood, heartwarming romance for lovers of happy endings by Helena Fairfax

Claire:

Kill

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Kill

The Beautiful Things Shoppe: A Quirky Small-Town Enemies to Lovers Gay Romance (Seasons of New Hope Book 2) by Philip William Stover

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Kill

140. Tinglemas Chuckfest!

As a special holiday treat, we’re bringing you Tinglefest! A celebration of the one and only Chuck Tingle! Our hosts (plus extra special guest Christine) picked Chuck Tingle books for each other to read, Secret Santa Style, and celebrate Chuckmas. For this festive episode, our hosts discuss bigfoot pirate ghost gangbags, how mummies aren’t real, and how patient you have to be when hooking up with a bike lane.

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139. The Multiverse!

Sure there’s love that can span a lifetime or the globe, but is love strong enough to cross the Multiverse?! We at FMKlit are determined to find out! Today we read “Time Loops & Meet Cutes: A Novel” by Jackie Lau and “Cosmic Love at the Multiverse Hair Salon” by Annie Mare. Our omnipresent hosts discuss when grandma’s matchmaking is poorly planned; the eternal allure of soup; and time wimey and its stricter cousin, sciency wiency.

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Time Loops & Meet Cutes: A Novel by Jackie Lau

Claire:

Fuck

Neil:

Fuck

Cosmic Love at the Multiverse Hair Salon by Annie Mare

Claire:

Fuck

Neil:

Kill

138. Pilots!

Love can take us to new heights, but there’s usually some turbulence along the way. We’ll get you to clear skies, listeners, because today we’re doing Pilots! For this mile-high episode, we read “Playboy Pilot (A Series of Standalone Novels Book 5)” by Penelope Ward & Vi Keeland, and “Virgin Flyer” by Lucy Lennox. Our air hosts discuss monkey piss, how we just need to let pilots be slutty, and the time Claire accidentally crashed a Passover dinner.

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Playboy Pilot (A Series of Standalone Novels Book 5) by Penelope Ward & Vi Keeland

Claire:

Kill

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Kill

Virgin Flyer by Lucy Lennox

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Kill

137. Motorcycle Clubs!

Do you like to feel something powerful between your legs? Maybe you like a bit of leather. Or maybe some danger? We’ve got it all for you because today we’re doing Motorcycle Clubs! We rev into this episode with “Tame Me: A Motorcycle Club Romance (Blood Brothers MC Series Book 1)” by J. A. Collard and “Primal Urges (Bikers of Mayhem Book 1)” by Mathew Dante. Our hog-wild hosts discuss bad charity event planning, snakes from a tube, and that all guys want big dicks in the bathroom.

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Tame Me: A Motorcycle Club Romance (Blood Brothers MC Series Book 1) by J. A. Collard

Claire:

Kill

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Kill

Primal Urges (Bikers of Mayhem Book 1) by Mathew Dante

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Fuck

136. Theme Parks!

Love is like a roller coaster: it has its ups, it has its downs, and things get a little dicey if you eat too much funnel cake before getting things going. And that’s why today we’re doing Theme Parks! For this exciting episode we read “Roller Coaster Romance: A Sweet Romantic Comedy” by Kate Moseman and “Under Her Influence” by Amanda Radley. Our thrill-seeking hosts discuss wet tortillas, influencers picking up kids from school, and how sexy it is when someone is bad a customer service.

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Roller Coaster Romance: A Sweet Romantic Comedy by Kate Moseman

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Fuck

Under Her Influence by Amanda Radley

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Kill

135. Marketers!

It would be great to know exactly what you’re getting when it comes to love, which is why today we’re doing Marketers! For this pitchable episode, we read “Lavash at First Sight” by Taleen Voskuni and “Marketing Beef: A Gay Romantic Comedy (Marketing Beef Series Book 1)” by Rick Bettencourt. Our widely appealing hosts discuss surprise hotdog eating contests, cum on your face at breakfast, and eating salad with a boner (you know, things that are super easy to market).

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Lavash at First Sight by Taleen Voskuni

Claire:

Fuck

Neil:

Kill

Marketing Beef: A Gay Romantic Comedy (Marketing Beef Series Book 1) by Rick Bettencourt

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Kill