31. Wedding Planners!

Caterers? Check! Floral arrangement? Check! Getting in your pants? Double check! We’re back, and we’re doing wedding planners! Like, literally DOING wedding planners! On this highly coordinated episode, we read “Legally Wed” by Rick R. Reed and “Amalfi Coast: A Bad Boy International Romance (Entangle Me Book 2)”. Today, our hosts discuss fur babies, caramel-flavored labia, and Neil pitches an idea of Chuck Tingle.

Legally Wed by Rick R. Reed

Claire:

Fuck

Neil:

Fuck

Amalfi Coast: A Bad Boy International Romance (Entangle Me Book 2) by Maggie Way

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Kill

30. Fairies!

Not all fairy tails have happy endings. But they sure are sexy! Which works out great for us, because today we’re doing Fairies! This time we read “The Cruel Prince (The Folk of the Air Book 1)” by Holly Black and “Poison Kiss (Earthside Book 1)” by Ana Mardoll. On this puckish episode, there is finally court intrigue we all deserve, our hosts give lots of keeeeesses, and we have an amazing Christine-related surprise!

The Cruel Prince (The Folk of the Air Book 1) by Holly Black

Claire:

Marry

Neil:

Marry

Poison Kiss (Earthside Book 1) by Ana Mardoll

Claire:

Fuck

Neil:

Heavy Petting on Second Base


29. Highlanders!

Hike up your tartans and get ready to toss some cabers because today we’re doing Highlanders! On this well braw episode, we read “The Wedding (Laird’s Fiancees Book 2)” by Julie Garwood, and ~listened to~ (gasp!) “The Low Road” by James Lear, narrated by Mark Bachman. In this episode, our hosts discuss hot priests, the very worst thing you can do with British food, and Neil and Claire learn that they can, indeed, be exposed to too much sex.

The Wedding (Laird’s Fiancees Book 2) by Julie Garwood

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Kill


The Low Road by James Lear

Claire:

Marry

Neil:

Fuck