We’re a little extra, and so are you. Here’s a few indulgent treats.
Do you have a friend who drunk texts you at 3am, half-heartedly pleading for you to intervene on behalf of better judgement in their imminent ill-advised hookup, even though you both know they will not heed your counsel?
Well, find their name below and download an audio file for a custom text alert, just be sure to put your phone on silent during brunch.
That Face Whence
Some short clips to have handy for the following situations…
Getting unsolicited pics from internet strangers
It’s Monday morning and you’re considering calling out from work
When your “will-they-or-won’t-they” friends get together
When anyone even slightly younger than you makes the same mistakes you did
When your ex gets engaged
Logging on to Twitter
St. Patrick’s Day is coming up
An evening on Grindr
Pretending to hear gossip you already know about
The way to the heart is through the stomach. Here are some of our favorite routes mentioned on the show: