F.M.K. Lit Podcast

Here at FMKlit we love our romance piping hot, stimulating, and with small bits of leaf floating in it. Which is why today we’re doing Tea! For this flavorful episode, we read “Vanessa Yu’s Magical Paris Tea Shop” by Roselle Lim and “Tea Leaves & Tourniquets: A Lesbian Romance” by Sienna Waters. Today our herbal hosts discuss: the proverbial “City,” being rude in France, and the most egregious bathtubbing of all – food bathtubbing!

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Tea Leaves & Tourniquets: A Lesbian Romance by Sienna Waters

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A thief steals something while a con artist convinces you to give it to them. Even if it’s your heart! Which is why today we’re doing con artists! For this felonious episode we read “Thieves at Heart” by Alina Adams and “The Hellion’s Waltz: Feminine Pursuits” by Olivia Waite. Our hosts discuss when the shameful secrets aren’t juicy enough, when the male love interest doesn’t realize he’s in a romcom, and Claire wants to break someone’s hands!

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The Hellion’s Waltz: Feminine Pursuits by Olivia Waite

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For some people, love feels like a violent storm. For others, love is literally a violent storm. Which is why today we’re doing Stormchasers! Today we read “Storm Warning: A Novella” by Nellie Wilson and “Outrun the Rain (The Storm Boys Series Book 1)” by N. R. Walker. Our thrill-seeking hosts discuss tornado safety, the best shower in Australia, and a book that (miracle of miracles) uses the word “bisexual!”

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Outrun the Rain (The Storm Boys Series Book 1) by N. R. Walker

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Once upon a time, there was a silly little podcast that liked to talk about books about love and sex. The podcast became so popular that the hosts and producers were able to quit their jobs and become very famous and much beloved….right? We believe in fairytale endings, which is why today we’re doing Fairytale Retellings! For this magical episode we read “Mistress to the Beast” by Eve Vaughn and “The Princess and the Evil Queen: A Lesbian Romance Retelling of the Classic Fairytale Snow White” by Lola Andrews. Our magical hosts discuss the nebulous nature of bodegas, the one time Castilian breaks the fantasy, and Neil and Claire find their perfect karaoke song!

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The Princess and the Evil Queen: A Lesbian Romance Retelling of the Classic Fairytale Snow White by Lola Andrews

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Are you in love with someone who seems to be everywhere at once? Maybe they changed their outfit a couple times during the day? No, you aren’t seeing double – it’s Twins! For this double trouble episode we read “The Switch” by Lynsay Sands and “Something Fabulous” by Alexis Hall. Today our boring ol’ non-twin hosts discuss why it’s sexy to run through trees, understanding bees, and they try to kill off someone’s mom!

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Something Fabulous by Alexis Hall

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A good romance should steal your heart…and some jewels! And that’s why today we’re doing heists! For this daring episode, we read “Against the Dark (Undercover Associates Book 1)” by Carolyn Crane and “The Sunset Job (The Rainbow’s Seven Book 1)” by Max Walker. Our scheming hosts discuss the importance of the correct pizza order, the secret goings-on at aquariums, and to never trust an unnamed admin.

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The Sunset Job (The Rainbow’s Seven Book 1) by Max Walker

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Sometimes love is hard to find. And sometimes is comes to you served on a silver platter. Which is why today we’re doing servers! For this fresh from the kitchen episode, we read “Greek Tycoon, Waitress Wife (Bedded by Blackmail Book 11)” by Julia James and “Best Served: A Transgender Romance” by Cami Kates. Our hospitable hosts discuss: a whole chapter of bathtubbing; a first – a MS. Cardboardman; and they bring Christine on mic to discuss the biggest “Fuck You” to the reader we’ve ever had.

Content Warning: Miscarriages 1:05:00-1:17:20

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Best Served: A Transgender Romance by Cami Kates

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Some like it hard and fast. Some like it slow and driving. And some even like it with black and what makeup and enormous hair. However you like it, there’s a fine line between sex and rock, which is why today we’re doing rockstars! For this banger of an ep, we read “Reckless Ambition: Issue #1 (Pretty Boy Rock Book 4)” by S. R. Watson and Ryan Stacks, and “Moonlight Becomes You (Lucky Moon Book 1)” by M. J. O’Shea and Piper Vaughn. Our headbanging hosts discuss reframing the power dynamic for people who get fucked, the dichotomy of one book having too many scenes and one book not having enough, and that even rockstars need to check their emails.

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Moonlight Becomes You (Lucky Moon Book 1) by M. J. O’Shea and Piper Vaughn

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Not only are flowers terribly romantic, but they can predict love using the ancient and forbidden magics of “They Love Me, They Love me Not.” And that’s precisely why today we’re doing gardeners! For this fragrant episode we read “Night Gardening” by E. L. Swann and “The Midnight Gardener: A YA Urban Fantasy Gay Romance (The Town of Superstition Book 1)” by R. G. Thomas. Our perennial discuss the sleeping habits of sports people; the sheer, blinding rage when a book DOESN’T have an HEA; and manage to spoil books that aren’t even part of the episode!

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The Midnight Gardener: A YA Urban Fantasy Gay Romance (The Town of Superstition Book 1) by R. G. Thomas

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Is going out on all those dates just too much traveling? Are you looking for love but can’t be bothered to leave the house? Well then we have the answer for you! Roommates! For today’s episode we read “Loathe Thy Neighbor (Roommate Romps)” by Teagan Hunter and “Heartsong (Vino and Veritas)” by A.E. Wasp.
Our hosts, from the comfort of their own homes, discuss when the besite’s sexual revelations are entirely unimportant, vibrators don’t need to be a teachable moment, and Claire crafts a dramatic reading of terrible banter.

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Heartsong (Vino and Veritas) by A.E. Wasp

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