F.M.K. Lit Podcast

They say “‘Till death do us part,” but we think that when it comes to love, death is just the beginning! And that’s why today we’re doing grim reapers! For this soulful episode we read “Pushing Up Posies (Grim Dating Book 1)” by Eve Langlais and “Kim Reaper Vol. 1: Grim Beginnings” by Sarah Graley. Our scythe-wielding hosts discuss: when books straight up like to you (or maybe they’re in denial?); the hidden danger of bed cookies; and they can’t help but compare one book to a fiendish favorite from a past episode.

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Kim Reaper Vol. 1: Grim Beginnings by Sarah Graley

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Listeners, we’re not into you just for your amazing bodies. We’re also into you for your brains. Your tasty, tasty brains. And that’s why today we’re doing zombie apocalypses! For this world-ending episode we read “Tainted Blood: A Zombie Apocalypse Romance Novel (Forsaken Hope Book 1)” by Ellabee Andrews and “Stung (Zombie Gentlemen) (m/m romance)” by K.A. Merican. Today our shambling hosts discuss gnawing on finger bones, a dom who doesn’t realize he’s in a dom/sub relationship, and that the backs of both of these books are so surprising that they lose their very professional demeanor.

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Stung (Zombie Gentlemen) (m/m romance) by K.A. Merican

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What do you look for in a romantic partner? Is it wisdom? A little danger? Financial security? Scales? If you answered ‘yes’ to these questions, then this episode is for you because today we’re doing dragons! For this flaming hot episode, we read “Captured by the Dragons: Paranormal Mating Reverse Harem Romance” by Lilly Wilder and “Clutch (Forbidden Desires Book 1)” by Piper Scott and Virginia Kelly. Today our harem of hosts discuss the importance of formatting telepathy, how Ebola makes a great cover story, and that our hosts have the worst case of the egg-crazies!

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Clutch (Forbidden Desires Book 1) by Piper Scott and Virginia Kelly

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As technology advances, it brings up so many very important questions. Is there a Turing test for the heart? Do androids dream of electric sheets? We endeavor to find out because today we’re doing robits!! For this Asimovian episode, we read “The A.I. Who Loved Me” by Alyssa Cole and “Love Machine: An Erotic Robot Romance (The Body Electric Book 1)” by Electra Shepherd. Our definitely human and not replicant hosts discuss very helpful dishwashers, hydraulic cocks, and when things get too heavy for erotica.

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Love Machine: An Erotic Robot Romance (The Body Electric Book 1) by Electra Shepherd

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They say to never make a deal with a devil….unless it’s a sexy deal. We here at FMKlit love a bad boy, which is why today we’re doing demons! This ain’t your mama’s exorcism. Today we read “Azagoth: A Demonica Underworld Novella (1001 Dark Nights Book 1)” by Larissa Ione and “Damned if You Do” by Marie Sexton. On this fiendishly sexy episode, our hosts discuss tonguing snake holes, spanking angels, and tinker with the idea of a second podcast. Thoughts?

As promised, here’s the link to the abysmal American Sailor Moon trailer: https://youtu.be/uA2VOuqaOnk

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Damned if You Do by Marie Sexton

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Hail, good sir knight! By my troth, thou hast set my nethers aquiver most handily! Let us partake in the horizontal joust!

This is a quote from our favorite Shakespeare sonnet, which is all too fitting because today we’re doing Ren Faire! So grab your doublets and lead-based makeup and join us as we read “Well Met” by Jen DeLuca, and “Knight of Pleasure (Smuggler’s Cove)” by Simone Anderson. Today our humanist hosts discuss guys in eyeliner, how to spot a sex cult, and the kinkiest new sex position – missionary!

Here’s the link to the Newsweek article about the ancient tree in New Zealand: https://www.newsweek.com/ancient-tree-discovered-earths-magnetic-field-1447570

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Knight of Pleasure (Smuggler’s Cove) by Simone Anderson

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It gets lonely out here on the ranch, so we’re ready to rustle up some love! That’s why today we’re doing cowpeople!…Cowfolk?…Cowpersons? Cowpokes! For this heart-wrangling episode, we read “Crazy for the Cowboy” by Cindy Spencer Pape and “Braggin Rights” by Kenna White. Our rugged hosts discuss the discombobulating power of hats, the ins and outs of easements, and we have such a long intro!! Sorry! (Unless you like it, then you’re welcome).

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Braggin Rights by Kenna White

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Nothing’s sexier than a little danger. Except maybe danger coupled with some fantastic organizational skills, which is why today we’re doing Mobsters! For this criminally sexy episode, we read “Bedding the Enemy” by LaQuette and “Steel Hearts (Brothers in Blue Book 1)” by Jason Collins. Our felonious hosts discuss the most complicated route to get in someone’s pants, that there needs to be more face sitting, and that Claire knows an awful lot about the mafia…

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Steel Hearts (Brothers in Blue Book 1) by Jason Collins

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You, dear listeners, are royalty to us and should be wooed accordingly. Which is why today we’re doing princes! Specifically, modern princes with commoners (we love a specific theme). For this episode we read “His Most Convenient Bride (Princely Passions)” by Holly Rayner and “The Royal Report” by Claire Castle. Our imperial hosts discuss baking hours, the fact that there actually is such a thing as too many sandwiches, and Neil goes on another grammar rant. She’s a grammar queen, apparently.

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The Royal Report by Claire Castle

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What’s better than finding the love of your life? Finding both the loves of your life! Which is why today we’re doing polyamory! For this extra love-filled episode, we read “Heart and Hand: (Gold Sky Book 1)” by Rebel Carter, and “She Whom I Love (Treading the Boards Book 2)” by Tess Bowery. Our hosts discuss arguments about wet clothes, what it means to be the Meg of the relationship, and how easily bananas can break the fantasy of the narrative.

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She Whom I Love (Treading the Boards Book 2) by Tess Bowery

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