107. Orcs!

Some of us need that one special person to love us. And some of us need the whole hoard! Which is why today we’re doing orcs!! For this tusk-full episode, we read “Stolen by the Orc Commander : An Enemies to Lovers Monster Romance (Brides of the Frostwolf Clan Book 1)” by K. L. Wyatt, and “The Orc and Her Bride (The Sapphic Orcs of Torden Book 1)” by Lila Gwynn. Our hosts show their relentless endurance and discuss fantasy New Jersey, that heteronormativity needs a content warning, and Claire gives her sagest advice of all: don’t date a Nazi, befriend a dire wolf.

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Stolen by the Orc Commander: An Enemies to Lovers Monster Romance (Brides of the Frostwolf Clan Book 1) by K. L. Wyatt

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Kill


The Orc and Her Bride (The Sapphic Orcs of Torden Book 1) by Lila Gwynn

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Claire:

Marry

Neil:

Fuck

106. Leprechauns!

Are you unlucky in love? Maybe what you need is the luck of the Irish. Which is why today we’re doing Leprechauns! For this episode so good you’ll find it at the end of a rainbow, we read “Falling for the Leprechaun King: A Leprechaun Romance” by S. L. Moon and “Oops! Leprechaun (Accidental Mates Book 8)” by Anitra Lynn McLeod. Our hosts get up to their usual shenanigans and discuss the point of a pub, the ubiquity of microwaves, and adding to the super supportive lady pile.

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Falling for the Leprechaun King: A Leprechaun Romance by S. L. Moon

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Kill


Oops! Leprechaun (Accidental Mates Book 8) by Anitra Lynn McLeod

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Kill

105. Goat Farms!

Love is like a goat: it’s cute and loud, it’ll eat almost anything, and it’s got some fucked up pupils. Which is why today we’re doing Goat Farms! For this farm-fresh episode, we read “Dizzy in Love: A Sweet Romantic Comedy (Creekville Kisses Too)” by Brittany Larsen and “Sweat Equity (A Renovation Romance Book 1)” by Aurora Rey. Today our caprine hosts discuss convoluted life plans, relatable panic attacks, and a whole new level of bathtubbing!

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Dizzy in Love: A Sweet Romantic Comedy (Creekville Kisses Too) by Brittany Larsen

Claire:

Fuck

Neil:

Heavy Petting on Second Base


Sweat Equity (A Renovation Romance Book 1) by Aurora Rey

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Kill

A Very Special Episode!

We know we said we were going on a break, dear listeners, but we just couldn’t stay away! For this extra special episode, we interview author Stacey Lynn Hafner, writer of The Vanished series. Neil and Claire read the first book in the series, “Tattoo My Heart,” and ask Stacey all their burning questions about boss ass women, reality tv, and celebrity casting for her series! Plus we have a 3-way round of FMK!

Check more about Stacey:
Website: https://staceylynnhafner.com
Twitter: @staceyiswrite

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Author, Stacey Lynn Hafner
Author, Stacey Lynn Hafner

104. Las Vegas!

Love is glitzy, the biggest gamble, and, for some reason, smoking is still allowed indoors. Which is why today we’re doing Las Vegas! For this episode we read “Abby’s Bluff” by Heather Heart and “Choosing Simon (Oz-Vegas Trilogy Book 1)” by K. A. Belle. And this episode is even more of a gamble than usual because Neil didn’t finish one of the books! (By agreement, he would like to remind everyone). Today our high-roller hosts discuss the chain of command in a restaurant, continue to armchair diagnose the main characters, and Neil has one of his spiciest rants yet!

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Abby’s Bluff by Heather Heart

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Fuck


Choosing Simon (Oz-Vegas Trilogy Book 1) by K. A. Belle

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Kill

103. Snake Shifters!

Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Apparently two things can be true because today we’re doing Snake Shifters! For this sibilant episode we read “Dangerous Serpent’s Secret Desire: Serpent Shifter Romance (Company 417 Shifters Series Book 8)” by Amelia Wilson and “AnyFANG for Him: A Bite to Save, Shifter, MPreg-Possible Love Story (CREA Book 5)” by J. D. Light. Today our viperous hosts discuss why you shouldn’t be able to google it, when a book feels like attending a party with a blindfold on, and Neil has some real chaos goblin energy.

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Dangerous Serpent’s Secret Desire: Serpent Shifter Romance (Company 417 Shifters Series Book 8) by Amelia Wilson

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Kill


AnyFANG for Him: A Bite to Save, Shifter, MPreg-Possible Love Story (CREA Book 5) by J. D. Light

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Kill

102. Vikings!

Some of us want to pillage British villages, and some of us just want to pillage hearts. Either way we have you covered because today we’re doing Vikings! Today we read “Norse Jewel (Norse Series Book 1)” by Gina Conkle and “The Reluctant Berserker” by Alex Beecroft. For this fjord-full episode, our hosts discuss mommy witches, on of our favorite villains who’s only around for two pages, and more gay panic than an episode of Friends.

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Norse Jewel (Norse Series Book 1) by Gina Conkle

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Kill


The Reluctant Berserker by Alex Beecroft

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Kill

101. Cemeteries!

Love is a lot like a cemetery: it’s intimidating, it’s very serous, and people are DYING to be in it! (Plus if Christine has her way, they both have a lot of ghosts) Which is why we’re doing cemeteries! For this fatally funny episode we read “Morbidly Yours: A Steamy Romantic Comedy About Love & Luck” by Ivy Fairbanks and “Cemetery Boys” by Aiden Thomas. Our stiff hosts discuss well written teens, another editor conspiracy, and Claire has a margarita-fueled rant about a certain boy wizard.

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Morbidly Yours: A Steamy Romantic Comedy About Love & Luck by Ivy Fairbanks

Claire:

Marry

Neil:

Heavy Petting on Second Base


Cemetery Boys by Aiden Thomas

Claire:

Marry

Neil:

Heavy Petting on Second Base

100. Problematic Faves!

It’s our 100th episode!!! (Cue fanfare) We couldn’t have done it without all of you, our wonderful listeners! We have an extra special surprise for this ep, so listen to find out what it is! For this milestone episode, we read our hosts’ problematic faves! And look no further than “Rescued by the Buccaneer (Pirates of the Jolie Rouge Book 1)” by Normandie Alleman and “A Fashionable Indulgence: A Society of Gentlemen Novel (Society of Gentlemen Series Book 1)” by KJ Charles. With their tens of episodes worth of experience, our hosts discuss outrageous French accents, the dangers of a flashy coat, and why it’s better not to marry your cousin.

Note: We had some technical difficulties with Christine’s mic so many apologies for her sounding quiet!

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Rescued by the Buccaneer (Pirates of the Jolie Rouge Book 1) by Normandie Alleman

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Kill


A Fashionable Indulgence A Society of Gentlemen Novel (Society of Gentlemen Series Book 1) by KJ Charles

Claire:

Fuck

Neil:

Fuck

99. Accountants!

Does balancing the books get you going? Do spreadsheets give you a special thrill? Then you’re not alone because today we’re doing Accountants! We read “Sex by the Numbers (Blush)” by Marie Donovan and “Count on You: A Lesbian Romance” by Sienna Waters. Today our fiscally prudent hosts discuss an editor conspiracy, a surprise repeat author, and what you should and should NOT put in your vagina.

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Sex by the Numbers (Blush) by Marie Donovan

Claire:

Kill

Neil:

Kill


Count on You: A Lesbian Romance by Sienna Waters

Claire:

Fuck

Neil:

Fuck